We’re celebrating the release of The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn!
It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.
For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
No one can write a sexy and comical romantic love story like Meghan Quinn. Her unique writing style is nonstop entertaining. The duet to The Virgin Romance Novel is still sexy, fun and hot. All the elements needed to make a contemporary romance spicy.
The new Rosie has emerged! Finally, she is minus her V-card. She went from doe-eyed innocent to sex fanatic in a full 180 turn.
The Randy Romance Novelist picks up after the Happy for Now ending. She is currently living with her boyfriend and enjoying all the perks with her sexual education. Reading how their love life blossoms is like watching episodes of I Love Lucy.
Rosie is still ‘ole Rosie. She does not have a filter and she still needs to learn the art of dirty talk. This time around you will be familiarized with the drop dead humor. Although the comedy remains original, it may be a little expected the second time around . I was afraid the hilarious moments I cherish may have evaporated in thin air. What could possible top the bullet and Virginia?
How wrong I was!
The dialogue will leave you bursting with laughter and falling on the floor. The term LMFAO & ROTFL describes the entire book in a nutshell. The greatest moments are the doctor’s visit and Henry’s business party. Henry deserves a Medal of Honor for putting up with Rosie’s hair brain antics and inappropriate talk. But he loves her whole-heartedly.
That’s why I love this story. His life is devoted to Rosie. He wants a family and a home. He wants to provide a lifestyle whereas Rosie can devote her full time to writing THE novel. With a support system like that, she is destined to be the next New York Times Best Selling Author.
Kudos to the author for delivery an invigorating and stimulating story I will remember for a long time. Any romantic comedy by Meghan Quinn is well worth reading.
My review of The Virgin Romance Novelist Here> http://wp.me/p6kNMk-3zu
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch…
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…